1. When you actually do your homework but leave it at Home
2. Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now.
3. Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now.
4. Dear Shampoo commercials, you misguided me. No one shower's with their eye's open. Sincerely, I can't see.
5. The Poke option is OK, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option
6. Taking Picture 1,2,3 Smile... Did you take it yet? Oh Crap it's on Vide
7. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia
8. My road to success is always under construction
9. Liking your own status is like High-Fiving yourself in Public
10. After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF
11. No matter how many times the show is repeated, Mr. Bean is always funny :D
12. That sweet moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you
13. That worst moment when you feel someone doesn't want to talk to you
14. We all have that one friend Who acts like they're YOUR PARENT.
15. The shortest horror story of world consists of 2 sentences. "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door
16. Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
17. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
18. The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
19. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
20. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? :D
21. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry
22. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
23. I will stop loving you when an apple fruit grows on a mango tree on the 30th of February.
24. I remember when i was a kid i used to go on the computer just to paint.
25. When i was a kid apple and blackberry were just a fruit :P :D
26. Mixed Emotion: When Your Enemy Falls From The 7th Floor On Your Brand New Ferrari And You Don't Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry! :P
27. Advice To All Girls -- Don't Apply Too Much Make-Up On Your Face....You Don't Know Where Boys Look First..
28. Only LOVE Can Remove- Misunderstanding Worries ... Doubts Fear Tears & CLOTHES
29. What Is The Similarity Between Wifi & Wife?? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them!!
30. I Am Not SINGLE, I Am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :D
31. Sex Without Protection Is Magic. Why? Because The Baby Appears, And The Father Disappears.
32. Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It :D
33. Everyone Wears Left Shoe At The Last.. Don't Agree With It? ... Proof: When We Wear 1 Shoe, The Other 1 Is Left.. :D
34. Stopping The Microwave At 00:01 And Feeling Like You Just Saved The World From A Nuclear Bomb.
35. I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
36. Every Mother Thinks That Their Child Is The Most Beautiful, But Only My Mum Is Right!
37. If I Were To Make A Dictionary. CUTE=You - SWEET=You - BEAUTIFUL=You - SEXY=You - GORGEOUS=You - LIAR=Me
38. Friends Are Like B**BS. Some Are Big, Some Are Small, Some Are REAL, & Some Are Fake
39. A Nice Line Written Below A Clock In A Examination Hall By A Professor.. ,,, 'Time Will Pass, But Will U
40. If you tell me "plz" because it's shorter than please. I'll say "no" because it's shorter than yes
41. When I Was Younger I Used To Take My Mum Or Dad's Phone To Play Snake ,, We All Did :P
42. Girls Are Always Misunderstood By Boys....Because Of Their Makeup :D
43. The Best Way To End A Status Conversation On Facebook Is To Like Their Last Comment.
44. The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don't Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.
45. Alarm clocks: because every morning should start with a nice heart attack.
46. Dear math, I am sick and tired of finding your 'x' Just accept the fact that she's moved on. :D
47. Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
48. Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why you haven't made an album yet. :D
49. Students always say....... I promise i will study from tomorrow
50. My Alarm clock is just jealous of the relationship i have with my bed
51. Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
52 .Men were born between the legs of a women, yet they spend all their lives trying to get back into them. Why? Because Sweet Home Sweet :D
53. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" "Aww, you remember my birthday!" "No, Facebook told me."
54. Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
55. Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know
56. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
57. The 3 biggest lies: "I love you." "I'm fine." "Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.
58. A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman
59. Dear Math, go buy yourself a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist!
60. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. :D
61. The funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything important, it's too late for you to stop reading it. Haha62. Charging your phone 5 minutes before you leave and thinking it will make a difference...
63. Dear Google, will you please stop guessing what I'm searching after I've put one letter in the search bar? Thank you!
64. HARDEST THING EVER? Controlling your laughter at Serious Times.
65. I wish homework never existed
66. Dear boys don't kill yourself over a Girl . She will bring another guy to your Funeral :P
67. One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark....:P
68. The saying kill two birds with one stone changed to kill two stones with one bird, remember Angry Birds
69. How to sleep faster?..... Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom :D
70. When life gives you lemons, don't be sour about it.
71. when im at home im awake but when im at school im sleepy zzz
72. Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.
73. I don't always study. But when I do, I make sure my parents notice.
74. I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me from me.
75. I Study Four Minutes And Take A Break Of Four Hours :D
76. Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital :D
77. One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark :P
78. Asian Weddings: where 50 year old uncles beat everyone to the buffet by running faster than Usain Bolt! :D
79. In school: 2 + 2 = 4. On homework: 2 + 4+ 2 = 8. On test: John has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun. :D
80. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.
81. When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half...
82. Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares. :D
83. The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends..
2. Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now.
3. Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now.
4. Dear Shampoo commercials, you misguided me. No one shower's with their eye's open. Sincerely, I can't see.
5. The Poke option is OK, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option
6. Taking Picture 1,2,3 Smile... Did you take it yet? Oh Crap it's on Vide
7. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia
8. My road to success is always under construction
9. Liking your own status is like High-Fiving yourself in Public
10. After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF
11. No matter how many times the show is repeated, Mr. Bean is always funny :D
12. That sweet moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you
13. That worst moment when you feel someone doesn't want to talk to you
14. We all have that one friend Who acts like they're YOUR PARENT.
15. The shortest horror story of world consists of 2 sentences. "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door
16. Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
17. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
18. The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
19. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
20. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? :D
21. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry
22. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
23. I will stop loving you when an apple fruit grows on a mango tree on the 30th of February.
24. I remember when i was a kid i used to go on the computer just to paint.
25. When i was a kid apple and blackberry were just a fruit :P :D
26. Mixed Emotion: When Your Enemy Falls From The 7th Floor On Your Brand New Ferrari And You Don't Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry! :P
27. Advice To All Girls -- Don't Apply Too Much Make-Up On Your Face....You Don't Know Where Boys Look First..
28. Only LOVE Can Remove- Misunderstanding Worries ... Doubts Fear Tears & CLOTHES
29. What Is The Similarity Between Wifi & Wife?? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them!!
30. I Am Not SINGLE, I Am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :D
31. Sex Without Protection Is Magic. Why? Because The Baby Appears, And The Father Disappears.
32. Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It :D
33. Everyone Wears Left Shoe At The Last.. Don't Agree With It? ... Proof: When We Wear 1 Shoe, The Other 1 Is Left.. :D
34. Stopping The Microwave At 00:01 And Feeling Like You Just Saved The World From A Nuclear Bomb.
35. I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
36. Every Mother Thinks That Their Child Is The Most Beautiful, But Only My Mum Is Right!
37. If I Were To Make A Dictionary. CUTE=You - SWEET=You - BEAUTIFUL=You - SEXY=You - GORGEOUS=You - LIAR=Me
38. Friends Are Like B**BS. Some Are Big, Some Are Small, Some Are REAL, & Some Are Fake
39. A Nice Line Written Below A Clock In A Examination Hall By A Professor.. ,,, 'Time Will Pass, But Will U
40. If you tell me "plz" because it's shorter than please. I'll say "no" because it's shorter than yes
41. When I Was Younger I Used To Take My Mum Or Dad's Phone To Play Snake ,, We All Did :P
42. Girls Are Always Misunderstood By Boys....Because Of Their Makeup :D
43. The Best Way To End A Status Conversation On Facebook Is To Like Their Last Comment.
44. The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don't Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.
45. Alarm clocks: because every morning should start with a nice heart attack.
46. Dear math, I am sick and tired of finding your 'x' Just accept the fact that she's moved on. :D
47. Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
48. Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why you haven't made an album yet. :D
49. Students always say....... I promise i will study from tomorrow
50. My Alarm clock is just jealous of the relationship i have with my bed
51. Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
52 .Men were born between the legs of a women, yet they spend all their lives trying to get back into them. Why? Because Sweet Home Sweet :D
53. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" "Aww, you remember my birthday!" "No, Facebook told me."
54. Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
55. Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know
56. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
57. The 3 biggest lies: "I love you." "I'm fine." "Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.
58. A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman
59. Dear Math, go buy yourself a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist!
60. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. :D
61. The funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything important, it's too late for you to stop reading it. Haha62. Charging your phone 5 minutes before you leave and thinking it will make a difference...
63. Dear Google, will you please stop guessing what I'm searching after I've put one letter in the search bar? Thank you!
64. HARDEST THING EVER? Controlling your laughter at Serious Times.
65. I wish homework never existed
66. Dear boys don't kill yourself over a Girl . She will bring another guy to your Funeral :P
67. One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark....:P
68. The saying kill two birds with one stone changed to kill two stones with one bird, remember Angry Birds
69. How to sleep faster?..... Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom :D
70. When life gives you lemons, don't be sour about it.
71. when im at home im awake but when im at school im sleepy zzz
72. Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.
73. I don't always study. But when I do, I make sure my parents notice.
74. I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me from me.
75. I Study Four Minutes And Take A Break Of Four Hours :D
76. Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital :D
77. One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark :P
78. Asian Weddings: where 50 year old uncles beat everyone to the buffet by running faster than Usain Bolt! :D
79. In school: 2 + 2 = 4. On homework: 2 + 4+ 2 = 8. On test: John has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun. :D
80. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.
81. When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half...
82. Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares. :D
83. The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends..
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