Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Friends

1. Best friends are the ones who you can be funny, angry, sad, happy and weird with and they're still there.

2. My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

3. We don't lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are.

4. Fake Friends, are worse than Real Enemies.

5. As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have many friends and more important to have real ones.

6. Real friends get treated like family.

7. Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

8. Real friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be in jail with you :D

9. Real friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.

10. If you and your friend can't discuss a problem y'all are having, you are not real friends.

11. If you wanna see who your real friends are, mess up and see who's still there.

12. Sometimes it’s a good thing to have fake people in this world. It helps you find out who your real friends are.

13. High school changes people. Some for the better, some for the worst. But if one thing is true; you find out who your real friends are.

14. Real friends don't count favors.

15. Fake friends are easy to find and easy to loose but real friends are the hardest to find and hardest to lose.

16. Real friends make time, other people just make excuses.

17. Real friends know our weaknesses but show us our strengths

18. Close friends aren't always real friends.

Advises

1. If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost.

2. Don't concern yourself with things that don't concern you. If it's not your business, don't make it your burden.

3. I would rather have no friends than than Fake friends

4. Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a away that others love to speak to you.

5. Lose the argument, not the person.

6. If you want something, Work for it

Random Quotes

1. I used to wonder what it would be like to read other peoples minds. Then i got a Twitter account and now i m over it

2. Girls are like Google: they start guessing before you end the sentence.

3. Accidentally typing what you just heard

4. If you think someone is staring at you 1. Yawn. 2. If they yawn. they were staring at you.

5. When you are being replied by 'K', that means KILL ME NOW! Go for the kill!

6. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

7. Sometimes burning bridges isn't a bad thing. It prevents you from going back to a place you should never have been to begin with.

8. Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen.

9. Why worry bout somebody who don't worry about you?

10. I'm not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I'm texting.

11. I hate waking up early on Monday. I also hate Monday. And I hate waking up too.

12. Staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.

13. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

14. You're only alive because it's illegal to kill you.

15. A true friend can tell that you are hurting even when you are able to fool everyone else with your smile

16. I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.

17. Yσυ αяє му єνєяутнιηg.

18. Life is like making tea. Boil your ego, evaporate your thoughts, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes and get a taste of happiness.

19. I hate it when you're trying not to cry in front of someone, but as soon as they ask you, 'Are you okay?' then you lose it...

20. That Amazing Moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

21. Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

22. The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up.

23. I wish I could erase you from my memories, too bad you wrote the memories in permanent marker.

24. Dear clever comeback, can you please come before the argument is over!

25. It's going to be okay." "Yeah, you only say that because it isn't happening to you."

26. If someone can't appreciate your presence, make them experience your absence

27. Don't lie. It wastes my time and yours. I am sure to catch you in the end and that would be the wrong end.

28. Life is like a sandwich in which the good times is its fillings

29. Appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had.

30. Take every chance you get because some things only happen once

31. Twitter makes you love people you've never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know.

32. If you hate me, I don't care. I don't live to please you.

Thursday, 29 November 2012

That Annoying Moment

1. That annoying moment where your internet goes really slow and you wanna throw your laptop across the room.

2. That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

3. That annoying moment when your behind a slow walker and there's no way around them.

4. That annoying moment when you need something to wear for an important event, and you suddenly hate all the clothes you own.

5. That annoying moment when someone rudely wakes you up.

6. That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave

7. That annoying moment when you start the same sentence at least three times, but someone keeps interrupting you.

8. That annoying moment when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something.

9. That annoying moment when you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.

10. That Annoying Moment when you’re nice to someone, and they act like a total douche…

11. That Annoying moment when you’re in a really bad mood and your parents won’t stop annoying you.

12. That annoying moment when you're at the theater about the watch a movie, and then BAM! The human giraffe sits right in front of you.

13. That annoying moment when you cant skip a youtube ad.

14. That annoying moment when someone says they hate someone then go hang out with them

15. That annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate.

16. That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.

17. That annoying moment when your best friend doesn't answer your Text.

18. That annoying moment when someone replies you with a "K"

19. That annoying moment when you do the wrong question.

20. That annoying moment when you go to tweet something and forget what you're gonna tweet.

21. That annoying moment when people only respond to the last part of your text, and leave the first and middle parts unanswered.

22. That annoying moment when people take ages to order food while I am in line.

Friday, 23 November 2012

Facts

1. Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself

2. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

3. It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not

4. Be faithful to that which exists within yourself

5. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life

6. You are not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor should you feel the world must live up to yours

7. Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see

8. Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something

9. Be silent, or say something better than silence

10. Memories Are So Stupid... The Ordinary People Make You Laugh And The Special People Always Make You Cry

11. The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off

12. Life is the art of drawing without an eraser

13. There’s no place like home

14. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS AND LEARN FROM THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE WALKED THAT PATH BEFORE YOU.

15. True love never dies,it only gets stronger with times

16. The less you care, The happier you'll be

17. Sometimes you have to be your own HERO

18. what goes around comes around

19. Dear Past, stop tapping me on my shoulders. I don't want to look back.

20. Don't let other people take you for granted.

21. Sometimes what u want isn't what u always get, But in the end, what u get is so much better than what u wanted

22. With God All things are Possible

23. Every problem has many solutions, you just need to find out the best one.

24. If you don't give someone the respect they deserve then don't expect the respect you don't deserve.

25. Well done is better than well said .

26. Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

27. Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die.

28. Heart may be on the left , but it is always right

29. The poor people are often the most generous

30. A true Friend sees the tear, Catches the second and stops the third.

31. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment & make it Perfect

32. Forgive others as quickly as you expect God to forgive you

33. Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.

34. Don’t make me mad then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.

35. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

36. You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want

37. You must be the change you want to see in the world.

38. Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.

39. Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about

40. If you judge people, you have no time to love them

50. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

51. That which does not kill us makes us stronger

52. To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all

53. A room without books is like a body without a soul

54. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

55. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

56. Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

57. I hate waiting the entire week to watch the next episode of my favorite show.

58. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

59. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

60. All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.

61. If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

62. Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

63. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

64. Life is like adidas and Nike . 'Nothing is impossible' so 'Just do it'

65. My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have.

66. Being single isn't what sucks, what sucks is being lonely and losing faith in finding that special someone

67. I hate it when my parents tell other relatives my mistakes.

68. Every day may not be a good day... but there's always something good in every day,

69. Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package

70. The law was always mean't to be challenged. So don't give into rules so easily.

71. People become 10x more annoying when you're listening to music and they are talking...

72. There's always those friends who are secretly happy to see you fall down. No friends are worse than them.

73. I tired to be there for you, but you always pushed me away. If I wasn't who you were looking for, then why should I stick around?

74. If someone can't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.

75. School is like riding a roller coaster. When it starts you want it to stop, but when it stops, you want it to start again.

76. Everyone has something in their past worth regretting so bringing up their past won't help them become a better person.

77. 5 Rules of Happiness: 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply.

78. There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real

79. The impossible only becomes possible when someone wants it bad enough.

80. Look For Opportunities.. Not Guarantees.

81. Everyone else sees a smile but, your true friend sees the tears pouring down.

82. Life Is What's Coming, Not What Was

83. When Things Go Wrong.....Don't Go With Them.

84. Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding

85. It's better to lose one moment in life than to lose your life in one moment.

86. All what you do won't be difficult, whenever you think that your work is always easy.

87. Silence can be your best friend and your worst enemy. It is how you use your silence that determines which side you're on.

88. Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems and comments, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.

89. The Best Way To Escape Your Problem Is To Solve It.

90. The Biggest Lie On The Planet When I Get What I Want I Will Be Happy.

91. When Your Ship Comes In.... Make Sure You Are Willing To Unload It.

92. Life Is A Journey...Not A Destination. Enjoy The Trip!Yes

93. Others Can Stop You Temporarily, But Only You Can Do It Permanently.

94. 95% Of People Have Googled Their Own Names

95. what defines us is how well we rise after falling

96. Live beautifully and Dream passionately

97. One of the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say u cannot do.

98. Life isn't about those who act true to your face. It's about the individuals who remain true behind your back.

99. Why waste your time getting hurt by someone when there's someone else out there waiting to make you happy?

100. Nothing lasts forever. I think that's the easiest lesson we all learn the hardest way

101. You don't get paid for the hour, You get paid for the value you bring to the hour I do the very best i can to look upon life with optimism & hope and looking forward to a better day.

102. The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.

103. Sometimes the people we've known for a short amount of time have the biggest impact on our lives, even more than those we've known forever

104. A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have.

105. Your real friends don't have to be the ones you spend the most time with..Just the ones you have the best memories with.

106. Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who will realize it when they've lost you.

107. In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take,the relationships we were afraid to have and the decisions we waited too long to make.

108. I'm mature enough to forgive you, but until further notice I'm not dumb enough to trust you.

109. People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

110. Boys are like a box of chocolates; sometimes you have to spit a few out before you get the good one.

111. Have you ever notice, when people tell you you've changed, it's only because you stopped acting the way they want you to act.

112. Everything happens for a reason... Just believe

113. Things will get worse before they get better. But when they do, remember who put you down, and who helped you up.

114. Good friends are those who care without hesitation, who remember without limitation and who love even without communication.

115. Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

116. Happiness starts with, one word. One joke. One text. One phone call. One song. One hug. One kiss. And stops with, one mistake.

117. Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

118. Sometimes you have to give up on someone in order to respect yourself rather than keep accepting things and words you don't really deserve.

119. Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

120. Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.

121. Everyone wants what they can't have. But if you begin to love what you have, you won't need anything else.

122. The only reason why people hold onto memories is because memories are the only things that don't change when everyone else does.

123. Sometimes there is no next time, no time outs, no second chances. Sometimes it's now or never.

124. Life is not an iPod to listen your favorite songs. It's a radio, you must adjust yourself to enjoy, whatever comes in it.

125. In the Journey Of Life we Pass Pleasures & Pains. There Will be Sunshine & Rain. There Will be Loss & Gain But we Must Learn 2 Smile Again & Again

126. Congratulations on being a cool kid in high school. Sorry about the rest of your life though.

127. Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

128. People can steal your work but they can't take away your skill and character.

129. There are two types of people who are failures in life... Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody.

130. 3 powerful L words that will help you to succeed in life: Listen, Learn, Love

131. There are some people who are so irritating that simply hearing their voice makes you want to punch them

132. A Fool can become a Genius when he thinks he is a Fool. But a Genius can become a Fool when he thinks he is a Genius.

133. Great Friendship is about two main things. First is to find out the similarities and second is to respect the differences.

134. Not everything I do is right, not everything I do is wrong. But everything I do, I want it to be a choice I've made.

135. If you spend too long holding on to the one who treats you like an option, you will miss finding someone who treats you like a priority.

136. The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

137. Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over, and creating something better

138. What do you expect from this world when those truths hurt and those lies heal?

139. Sometimes what we deserve and what we want are two different things.

140. Why does everyone blame society for their problems? You're the one who chooses to believe what they have to say.

141. Behind my smile is a story some will never understand and the rest don't need to know. The ones that know helped write the story.

142. Sometimes, even if it wasn't funny, I respond "haha" just to make them feel good.

143. You just have to realise that comparing yourself to other people isn't going to make you any prettier.

144. God always has something for you, a key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow and a plan for ever tomorrow

145. If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry. He loves you

146. A bestfriend scolds you like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother and loves you more than a lover.

147. Some say people change. I say they're just becoming what they were always meant to be.

148. Don't be fooled by your emptiness, there's so much more room for happiness.

149. Respect those who find time for you in their busy life, but love those who always have time when you need them no matter what.

150. Everyday I go to high school, I feel so depressed and lonely. But at least I have hope for myself so I could enjoy my life without having friends.

151. Sometimes you gonna fall before you fly

152. Take your time because relationships that start fast, end fast.

153. Never choose a friend without complete understanding and... Never lose a friend because of misunderstanding

154. Everybody has problems, some people are just better at hiding them than others

155. Life is not about the quantity of friends you have. It is the quality of the friends you have.

156. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

157. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. Then you meet one person, and your life is changed, forever.

158. F.E.A.R Has Two Meanings. Forget Everything And Run. Face Everything And Rise. The Choice Is Ours

159. I respect blind peoples because they judge others by their behaviour, not by their looks

160. I've made some mistakes in my past, but if you can't overlook my past ways, then you don't deserve a place in my future.

161. When you're scared or hurt for so long, fear and pain turns to hate and the hate starts to change the world

162. Friendship was never an option. You rather bring yourself down from people then there's no one going to be there for you.

163. Stop thinking and wondering "what if", put that to the back of your mind, pull you head up high, an be the person you want to be!

164. When you're scared or hurt for so long, fear and pain turns to hate and the hate starts to change the world.

165. A real boyfriend knows his girlfriend like the back of his hand, he knows when she's sad, mad, aggravated, happy, hurt coz she's his girl

166. I've made some mistakes in my past, but if you can't overlook my past ways, then you don't deserve a place in my future.

167. I respect blind peoples because they judge others by their behaviour, not by their looks

168. F.E.A.R Has Two Meanings. Forget Everything And Run. Face Everything And Rise. The Choice Is Ours

169. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. Then you meet one person, and your life is changed, forever.

170. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

171. Life is not about the quantity of friends you have. It is the quality of the friends you have.

172. Everybody has problems, some people are just better at hiding them than others

173. Never choose a friend without complete understanding and... Never lose a friend because of misunderstanding

174. Sometimes you gonna fall before you fly

175. Nothing is annoying than being in a bad mood for apparent reason and being asked "What's wrong?" over and over again

176. You ever do something so awful, something you are so ashamed of that you think if you ever talk about It, you might never stop crying

177. Life come so much better when you decide not to care. Just live for the moment and don't let the drama bring you down.

178. There's nothing more attractive than confidence. Once you see your beauty so will everyone else.

179. My friends and family are everything to me. I don't want to lose them.

180. Even your friends aren't by your side, your family will always be.

181. One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.

182. Friendships are like rainbows. they brighten your day when you've been through a storm.

183. Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.

184. Pain makes you stronger, fear makes you braver and heartbreak only makes you wiser.

185. Do or die is an old concept. Do it before you die is a new concept!

186. Your birth may be normal, but your death should be history.

187. We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero and React DOUBLE

188. Successful human always seeks to help others to success

189. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

190. Complaining does shit, it just gives everyone around you a headache and makes your life harder by being negative.

191. Be yourself. Don't copy anyone..everyone else is taken. Be a version of yourself

192. Life is like an Icecream, so enjoy It Before It Melts

193. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

194. Dont read success stories, . You will get only message... . . Read failure stories, You will get some ideas to get success...!!

195. Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who try. And the best things come to those who believe.

196. Life will never provide warranties & guarantes. It can only provide possibilities and opportunities. Its upto us to convert dem into success

197. Be the light in the dark, be the calm in the storm and be at peace while at war.

198. Those who are afraid of commitment are those who are afraid of being a leader

199. Help your friend in problem without invitations but don't go to your friend in happiness without invitations

200. In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet

201. You can't always control who walks into your life. But you can control which window to throw them o

202. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

203. Future is not what we plan for tomorrow.... It is the result of what we do today

204. When you make a promise to someone, I suggest you to keep it not break it.

205. Don't follow others. Let others follow you

206. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI and A determined guy can hide secrets better than the CIA

207. Choose a job you love, & you will never have to work a day in your life.

208. I don't care popularity, i live in reality , based on originality , forget.looks , we respect personality

209. Take your age. . . . Subtract 3. . . . . Then add 3. . . . . . . That's your age.

210. That Frustrating Moment when you know exactly what something means but not know how to explain it.

211. Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

212. Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

213. If you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it

214. A year ago I would've never guessed life would be the way it is now.

215. Trying to forget someone you love is trying to remember someone you never met

216. A GOAL PROPERLY SET IS HALFWAY REACHED

217. Hey remember me? We were best friends when you were single

218. The greatest test of faith is when you do not get what you want but still, you are able to say "Thanks Allah"

219. Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things.

220. God designed one special person for you...just be patient until that person shows up in your LIFE.

221. Live like you will die tomorrow, Dream like you will love forever

222. Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

223. Never tell "friends" every detail about your life. Understand that not everybody has good intentions.

224. One day you're going to wake up and realize you should've tried. I was worth the fight.

225. A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are for what you have.

226. You know you are a good singer but too shy to see if anyone else thinks so.

227. Never judge anyone, because you never know how their life is & what they are going through..!

228. Behind every beautiful thing, there is some kind of Pain

229. Sometimes you just have to let go of what's gone , appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what's coming next.

230. Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen.

231. Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a.memory.

232. Minimum Requirements & Maximum Adjustment with Situation are two steps of Happiness

233. Sorry i'm not perfect but i am definitely not fake

234. It takes a wise man to know the path, but it takes a brave man to walk it.

235. Hurt me with the Truth, don't comfort me with the Lie

236. The sure way to be disappointed is to trust easily

237. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

238. Worrying about tomorrow is like paying interest on money not yet borrowed

239. If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

240. Just because the past taps you on the shoulder, doesn't mean you have to look back.

241. The truth is something that almost nobody wants to hear but everyone wants to know

242. Do good to everyone without expecting much because Some Fragrance always remains in the hands of those who distribute Roses.....!

243. We all remember Birthdays. How many of you remember the Day Of Judgement?

244. I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with me in the background

245. If someone can't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.

246. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years

247. That one person you see EVERYWHERE, but don't know their name

248. when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.

249. Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.

250. No man is rich enough to buy back his past

251. The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you're okay

252. You can't face the problem if the problem is your face

253. You hate your life, while some people dream of having your life

254. I am not perfect. Never have been. Never will be. But because it is God who made me, I will always think I am.

255. Im wide awake and now it's clear to me, that everything you see, ain't always what it seems.

256. Expecting the society to treat you as you treat it is like expecting the lion not to bite you that only because you are a vegetarian.

257. The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the one worth suffering for.

258. You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.

259. There are two reason why we don't trust people: FIRST: we don't know them..!! SECOND: We know them..!!

260. Phones get thinner and smarter, people get fatter and more stupider.

261. Nothing is more beautiful than a smile that has struggled through tears

262. A FAKE smile can hide a million Tear

263. Some unlucky people are so poor that all they have is money.

264. Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

265. People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and a heart to understand

266. If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.

267. Sometimes the people with the worst past create the best future.

268. If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything

269. Nowadays our School/Colleges cares more about our uniform than our education.

270. If you don't have a VALENTINE on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Many people don't have AIDS on World Aids Day as well. That tells it all!

271. Your heart often knows things before your mind does

272. Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again

273. Funny how good i am at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, i don't know what to do!

274. Sometimes you have to Eat your Words, Swallow your Pride & accept that you are wrong. Its not 'Giving Up', Its called 'GROWING UP'.

275. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

276. The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

That Awkward Moment

1. That Awkward Moment when you spelled something wrong in a status and you already posted it and can't take it back

2. That Awkward moment when you are walking around in socks and you step on water

3. That Awkward Moment
when someone is trying to tell you what you said and they twist everything

4. That Awkward Moment when you r reading a book, and someone keeps trying to talk to u, and u end up reading the same sentence over and over.

.5 That Awkward Moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.

6. That Awkward Moment when you're answering a test question and the answer is so obvious, you actually doubt yourself.

7. The Awkward Moment when you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare at it, it gets uglier.

.8 That Awkward Moment when you find out that your best friend fancies the person you have a crush on

9. The Awkward Moment when you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you

10. That Awkward Moment when you buy a bag of air and there are chips inside

11. That awkward moment when someone you really hate sends you a Friends Request

12. That Awkward Moment when your friend texts you “brb” and is gone for five hours.

13. That Awkward Moment When you can't finish a sentence because you are laughing so hard about the ending

14. That awkward moment when you have said what 3 times and you still don't know what the person has said

15. That Awkward Moment when you not sure whether teacher is looking at you or she's looking at the person behind you.

16. That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on

17. That Awkward Moment when you are laughing and your gum falls out of your mouth.

18. That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.. 

19. That awkward moment when you can't decide if you're sad or mad  

20. That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke.. 


21. That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken for flirting. 

22. That Awkward Moment When You Try To Exit Through A Closed Glass Door

23. That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss.. 
24. That awkward moment when someone uses a word that you have never heard before.

25. That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke..  

26. That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.. 


27. That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's Facebook photos and you accidentally click "like."  

28. That awkward moment when someone uses a word that you have never heard before. 


29. That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh. 

30. That awkward moment when someone is getting accused for something you did.


31. The Awkward Moment When You're Eating Dinner At Someone Else's House And You Don't Like The Food, But You Have To Pretend To Like It.

32. The Awkward Moment When You're In A Lift With Someone Fat And They Catch You Staring At The Weight Limit Sign.

33. The Awkward Moment When You're Crossing The Road & The Car Coming Towards You Starts To Speed Up & You Begin To Accept You're Going To Die.

34. The Awkward Moment When The Lift Doors Don't Open Immediately And You Become Scared That You'll Be Trapped Forever.

35. The Awkward Moment When You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

36. The Awkward Moment When Someone Compliments You And You Can't Find Anything To Compliment Them On.

37. The Awkward Moment When You Trip And None Of Your Friends Are Around To Laugh It Off With You.

38. The Awkward Moment When Someone Tells You How Much They Hate Someone, And Then The Next Day They're Best Friends.

39. The Awkward Moment When The One Who Always Starts Drama Claims They Hate Drama.

40. The Awkward Moment When Someone Says, "We Should Hang Out" But You Really Don't Want To Hang Out With Them.

41. The Awkward Moment When Your Friends Comment N Your Facebook Status Gets More Likes Than The Actual Status.

42. The Awkward Moment When You See Something You Like, Check The Price Tag, Then Slowly Walk Away.

43. The Awkward Moment When You're Making Faces In The Mirror, Then You Realize Someone Is Looking.

44. The Awkward Moment When You Break Something That Doesn't Belong To You.

45. The Awkward Moment When You Are Starting At Someone Cute And They Look Right Back At You.

46. That Awkward Moment Is When You See Your Friends At The Mall And You're With Your Parents.

47. That Awkward Moment When You Say Something About Someone And They Are Standing Right Next To You

48. Awkward Moment When A Girl On Whom U Have A Crush... Likes A Page Called "Lesbians"

49. That Awkward Moment When Your Hand Accidentally Touches Someones Butt.

50. That Awkward Moment When You Want To Laugh In A Serious Situation. 

51. That Awkward Moment When Someone Sees You Singing In Your Car.

52. That Awkward Moment When Nobody Thinks Your Joke Is Funny, But It's Actually The Most Hilarious Thing Ever

53. The Awkward Moment When Two People Realize They’re Perfect For Each Other But Have No Feelings For Each Other.

54. That Awkward Moment When You Get Out Of The Shower And You Don't Have A Towel.

55. That Awkward Moment When You Look Into A Car Window And Realize Someone's Looking Back At You.

56. Awkwardly Standing There While Your Friend Is Talking To Someone You Don't Know.

57. That Awkward Moment When You Think Things Will Go Well But It Turns Out To Be A Disaster.

58. That Awkward Moment When You Are Supposed To Be Serious But You Just Can't Stop Laughing For Some Unknown Reason!

59. That Awkward Moment When You Forget Your Own Password.

60. That Awkward Moment When You Almost Remember Something. Almost.

61. That Awkward Moment When You're In A Room Full Of People And Someone Let Out That 'Deadly' Gas. Oh I Hate It Too

62. That Awkward Moment When You Forget To Bring Cash When You Just Ordered Something.

63. The Awkward Moment In Cashier When Your Cards Don't Work And You Have Nothing Left In Your Pocket.

64. That Awkward Moment When You Almost Sneeze But Couldn't.

65. That Awkward Moment When You're In A Bad Mood And People Around You Make You Angry.

66. That Awkward Moment When U Make Eye Contact With The Person You're Trying To Avoid & Pretend U Didn't Notice.

67. That Awkward Moment When You Tell A Really Funny Joke But No One Laughs & You Need To Explain Them What You Really Mean.

68. That Awkward Moment When Your Phone Rings But You Don't Know Where The Hell It Is.

69. That Awkward Moment When You Woke Up From A Nightmare, Sweating.

70. That Awkward Moment When You Missed A Train Or A Bus.

71. That Awkward Moment When Teacher Gives A Question And When You Raise Up Ur Hand To Answer It, Everybody Stares At You

72. That Awkward Moment When You Laugh Real Loud In The Library

73. That Awkward Moment When You Call Your Friend The Loudest Yet They Don't Listen, Then Everyone Starts Staring At You.

74. That awkward moment when you hear a song on either TV or radio and you want it but dunno the name

75. That Awkward Moment when you are in a dream and suddenly you fall off a cliff and you can't scream

76. That Awkward treat me like a joke and i will leave you like its funny Moment When You Forget Your Own Password.

77. The Awkward Moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers and you accidentally make eye contact.

78. That Awkward Moment when someone is wearing more make up than clothes.

79. That Awkward Moment when you're answering a test question and the answer is so obvious, you actually doubt yourself.

Funny

1. When you actually do your homework but leave it at Home

2. Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now.

3. Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now.

4. Dear Shampoo commercials, you misguided me. No one shower's with their eye's open. Sincerely, I can't see.

5. The Poke option is OK, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option

6. Taking Picture 1,2,3 Smile... Did you take it yet? Oh Crap it's on Vide

7. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia

8. My road to success is always under construction

9. Liking your own status is like High-Fiving yourself in Public

10. After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF

11. No matter how many times the show is repeated, Mr. Bean is always funny :D

12. That sweet moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you

13. That worst moment when you feel someone doesn't want to talk to you

14. We all have that one friend Who acts like they're YOUR PARENT.

15. The shortest horror story of world consists of 2 sentences. "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door

16. Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

17. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.

18. The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

19. Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

20. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? :D

21. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry

22. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

23. I will stop loving you when an apple fruit grows on a mango tree on the 30th of February.

24. I remember when i was a kid i used to go on the computer just to paint.

25. When i was a kid apple and blackberry were just a fruit :P :D

26. Mixed Emotion: When Your Enemy Falls From The 7th Floor On Your Brand New Ferrari And You Don't Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry! :P

27. Advice To All Girls -- Don't Apply Too Much Make-Up On Your Face....You Don't Know Where Boys Look First..

28. Only LOVE Can Remove- Misunderstanding Worries ... Doubts Fear Tears & CLOTHES

29. What Is The Similarity Between Wifi & Wife?? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them!!

30. I Am Not SINGLE, I Am ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED :D

31. Sex Without Protection Is Magic. Why? Because The Baby Appears, And The Father Disappears.

32. Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It :D

33. Everyone Wears Left Shoe At The Last.. Don't Agree With It? ...  Proof: When We Wear 1 Shoe, The Other 1 Is Left.. :D

34. Stopping The Microwave At 00:01 And Feeling Like You Just Saved The World From A Nuclear Bomb.

35. I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

36. Every Mother Thinks That Their Child Is The Most Beautiful, But Only My Mum Is Right!

37. If I Were To Make A Dictionary. CUTE=You - SWEET=You - BEAUTIFUL=You - SEXY=You - GORGEOUS=You - LIAR=Me

38. Friends Are Like B**BS. Some Are Big, Some Are Small, Some Are REAL, & Some Are Fake

39. A Nice Line Written Below A Clock In A Examination Hall By A Professor.. ,,, 'Time Will Pass, But Will U

40. If you tell me "plz" because it's shorter than please. I'll say "no" because it's shorter than yes

41. When I Was Younger I Used To Take My Mum Or Dad's Phone To Play Snake ,, We All Did :P

42. Girls Are Always Misunderstood By Boys....Because Of Their Makeup :D

43. The Best Way To End A Status Conversation On Facebook Is To Like Their Last Comment.

44. The Scariest Thing About Distance Is That You Don't Know Whether The Person Misses You Or Has Forgotten You.

45. Alarm clocks: because every morning should start with a nice heart attack.

46. Dear math, I am sick and tired of finding your 'x' Just accept the fact that she's moved on. :D

47. Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

48. Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why you haven't made an album yet. :D

49. Students always say....... I promise i will study from tomorrow

50. My Alarm clock is just jealous of the relationship i have with my bed

51. Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

52 .Men were born between the legs of a women, yet they spend all their lives trying to get back into them. Why? Because Sweet Home Sweet :D

53. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" "Aww, you remember my birthday!" "No, Facebook told me."

54. Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

55. Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know

56. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

57. The 3 biggest lies: "I love you." "I'm fine." "Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.

58. A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman

59. Dear Math, go buy yourself a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist!

60. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. :D

61. The funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything important, it's too late for you to stop reading it. Haha62. Charging your phone 5 minutes before you leave and thinking it will make a difference...

63. Dear Google, will you please stop guessing what I'm searching after I've put one letter in the search bar? Thank you!

64. HARDEST THING EVER? Controlling your laughter at Serious Times.

65. I wish homework never existed

66. Dear boys don't kill yourself over a Girl . She will bring another guy to your Funeral :P

67. One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark....:P

68. The saying kill two birds with one stone changed to kill two stones with one bird, remember Angry Birds

69. How to sleep faster?..... Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom :D

70. When life gives you lemons, don't be sour about it.

71. when im at home im awake but when im at school im sleepy zzz

72. Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.

73. I don't always study. But when I do, I make sure my parents notice.

74. I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me from me.

75. I Study Four Minutes And Take A Break Of Four Hours :D

76. Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital :D

77. One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark :P

78. Asian Weddings: where 50 year old uncles beat everyone to the buffet by running faster than Usain Bolt! :D

79. In school: 2 + 2 = 4. On homework: 2 + 4+ 2 = 8. On test: John has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun. :D

80. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.

81. When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half...

82. Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares. :D

83. The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends..

Love

1. I love it when I can feel you smiling in the middle of our kiss.

2. I just want to hold your hands, look into your eyes and say I love you. And when you smile to me I just lost all my courage

3. A single smile hides thousand tears.

4. If you love her, let her know. If you miss her, let her know. If she knows she's loved and missed by you, she'll always be there.

5. If another girl steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men can't be stolen.

6. GIRLS can have many CRUSHES but ONLY ONE individual remains in their HEART.

7. If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I don't want the conversation to end

8. I May Not Be Prefect, But I'm The Best You'll Ever Have. You'll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.

9. Why Is It That The Person That Makes You The Happiest Is The Same Person That Hurts You The Most?

10. It Is Easy To See When Someone Is Happy , But Hard To See When They Are Faking Their Happiness Just To Hide Their Broken Heart .

11. Loving Someone Who Doesn't Feel The Same Way Is Like Using A White Crayon On A White Paper. It's Always Invisible.

12. No Matter What They Do Or What They Say, Or How Many Times They Hurt You, You Can't Let Them Go Because They Just Mean So Much To You.

13. True Love Never Dies

14. An easiest way to die: Love soomeone who does not love you back, You will die daily

15. If I choose you over sleep, you must be very special

16. The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when really it’s all you seem to think about

17. The easiest way to not get hurt is to not care, but that's the hardest thing to do

18. That moment when you are really sleepy but you don't want to go to sleep because you are talking to that special someone.

19. I'm afraid to be happy because whenever you do get too happy, something bad always happens.

20. Looking back, I don't regret a single word I said to you. I simply regret the words I left unsaid.

21. Sometimes all a girl needs is that guy to tell her she's beautiful and hug her like he's always gonna be there.

22. The problem with love is that you can love whoever you want, but so can they.

23. Don't say you love me, unless you mean it. Because I might do something crazy like believe it.

24. He's funny. He's adorable. He's sweet. He's loving. He's awesome. He's perfect. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didn't he?

25. When you really love someone, age, distance, height, weight.. is just a damn number

26. To all the girls who haven't found their Prince Charming yet. He's coming. He just took a detour and there's traffic.

27. Ladies, catching the heart of a man is the easy part, keeping him faithful is the real challenge

28. What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you.

29. Waking up from an awesome dream, and trying to go back to sleep and finish it.

30. You texted me late at night.. now I know I'm on your mind before you sleep.

31. Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a bestfriend who'll stay true to her.

32. It was just one of those unexplainable moments of eye contact that was immediately overanalyzed and inevitably misread.

33. Every girl deserves a guy that can make her forget her heart was ever broken.

34. I'm sorry if sometimes I get a tlittle jealous, thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.

35. Believe it or not, there's somebody out there waiting to meet someone just like you.

36. When you've found someone good, don't go looking for someone better.

37. In a strong relationship, both people motivate each other to go further in life

38. I want to be with someone has experienced having a broken heart. So that they know exactly how it feels and won't break mine.

39. You have no idea how much I like you, how much you make me smile, how much I love talking to you or how much I wish you were mine.

40. A Real Boyfriend and Girlfriend stand by each others side on good days and stands even closer on bad days no matter what.

41. Real love is knowing someone's weakness and not taking advantage of them. Knowing their flaws and accepting who they are.

42. Love is...Running into his arms, colliding with his heart and exploding into his soul.

43. Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just can't choose.

44. Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you're never apart, you'll never really know how strong your love is.

45. "There's a billion people in the world and I only want you" really? You haven't even met half of the world.

46. Water can tear down a brick house if the surge is sudden and strong enough. Don't underestimate what tears can do to even the toughest girls.

47. Every girl has their best friend, boyfriend and true love. Lucky if they are all the same person.

48. One of the happiest thing in life is when you know that you're in love with someone who's more in love with you.

49. Love doesn't hurt. It's the one you choose to love that's hurting you

50. Love doesn't need to be perfect. It just needs to be True.

51. Often, we fall in love with the most unexpected person, at the most unexpected time

52. Your girlfriend should be your bestfriend, so don't treat her like a friend with benefits.

53. Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again.

54. You accepted me for who i am and not for who you wanted me to be 

55. I Use To Think No Bodys Perfect Until I Met You <3

56. If I had to choose someone to survive with on a desert island, I’ll choose you and die earlier, so I won’t miss you…

57. love is when two hearts from different directions meet at a junction to form a station

58. you must be a really good pick-pocket because you just stole my heart

59. Maybe We Were Not Meant To Be True..,, But One Fact Remains I’m Still So In Love With You..

60. True love never dies,it only gets stronger with times

61. What hurts the most is seeing someone you love….Love someone else

62. Never leave a true relationship for few faults. Nobody is perfect. AFFECTION IS ALWAYS GREATER THAN PERFECTION

63. It's sweet when a person makes such an effort to be with you

64. The process of falling in love is a very wonderful experience.

65. I love making you laugh because for those few seconds, I made you happy and seeing you happy, it makes me happy too.

66. LOVE is sweet when it's new. But it is sweeter when it's TRUE.

67. I miss how we used to talk every minute of every day & how I was able to tell you everything that was on my mind. I miss our conversations.

68. That Feeling When He Calls Youu BEAUTIFUL ♥

69. The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

70. Every Heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing is different

71. Sometimes all i need is a loving hand to hold and a caring heart to understand

72. Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.

73. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

74. Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place

75. The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.

76. Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

77. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

78. I have always been afraid of losing the people I love, but then, sometimes I wonder, is there anyone out there afraid of losing me

79. When someone ignores you it actually means that they really do care. It means whatever mistake you made has affected them in some way.

80. Love doesn't lie, people do. Love doesn't leave, people do. Love won't hurt you, people will.

81. When a girl says "do whatever you want." Do not do whatever you want.

82. Beauty is not in the face, Beauty is a light in the heart

83. You don't know how bad I want to say "I miss you", but I know it won't change a thing, so I'll just keep pretending I don't.

84. I'm blasting my music so I won't hear my thoughts, but the lyrics just remind me of what I'm trying to forget.

85. You're strong enough to be loved. Tears, pain, you can't change memories. But you can change your future. You deserve better.

86. Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you.

87. One text from you changes my whole mood.

88. When they asked me what I loved most about life, I smiled and said "You".

89. I never wish to be the everything of everyone. But I would like to be the something of my special someone.

90. I act like I'm over you... But when night comes, I'm rereading our old messages like a heartbroken moron.

91. Today wasn't any different than any other day: I woke up and I thought of you.

92. I know you're fine. But what do I do? Because I still have what's called feelings for you.

93. I smile and act like nothing's wrong, it's called dealing with shit and staying strong.

94. I would like to write "I miss you" on a rock, then throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

95. Text me when you miss me and actually wanna talk to me, not just when you're bored and need someone to entertain you.

96. No need to tell you how much I love you, because every single of word means hours to explain. It's quite complicated!

97. Love is about Trust

98. Deep in my heart, I'm suffering, knowing that I've lost you. On the outside, I'm living, pretending that I've forgotten you.

99. If i say i love you.. would you say u love me too?

100. A boyfriend should always send you a goodmorning and goodnight text even if you don't talk all day, just to let you know you're on his mind.

101. That one person you can't go a day without thinking about.

102. You rather just block people from your life so everything could be better without seeing them.

103. A real boyfriend knows his girlfriend like the back of his hand, he knows when she's sad, mad, aggravated, happy, hurt coz she's his girl

104. A real boyfriend knows his girlfriend like the back of his hand, he knows when she's sad, mad, aggravated, happy, hurt coz she's his girl

105. That one person you can't go a day without thinking about.

106. A boyfriend should always send you a goodmorning and goodnight text even if you don't talk all day, just to let you know you're on his mind.

107. If i say i love you.. would you say u love me too?

108. Deep in my heart, I'm suffering, knowing that I've lost you. On the outside, I'm living, pretending that I've forgotten you.

109. Love is about Trust

110. Take your time because relationships that start fast, end fast.

111. I love talking with you and never get bored

112. When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do. I just close my eyes and think of you.

113.  The first step in love is crying. Just make sure the one you cry over is willing to shed some tears for you too.

114. Keep in mind that I would never judge you for any of your imperfections. They simply make me love you more.

115. There's always that one person that can make you smile, even when you are at your lowest.

116. If you want me, show me. If you need me, tell me. If you have me, show me off. If I'm worth it, fight for me.

117. You have to accept not everyone is going to love you back, that's why it's most important to love yourself.

118. A real relationship has fights, has trust, has imperfections...and most of all, has forgiveness

119. Sometimes no girl believes she's truly beautiful until one guys comes along and make her feel like she is.

120. Sometimes a simple "I miss you" changes everything

121. Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something.

122. This is the problem with getting attached to someone. When they leave, you just feel lost.

123. I may not be the prettiest, have the most beautiful hair or fashionable clothes, but I am me, and I am certainly one you'll remember.

124. Nah, I'm not single... I'm in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

125. I am me, I am not willing to change for you or anyone else. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

126. Sometimes I wonder how many other girls is he texting while he is texting me

127. I've made some mistakes in my past, but if you can't overlook my past ways, then you don't deserve a place in my future

128. Deep in my heart, I'm suffering, knowing that I've lost you. On the outside, I'm living, pretending that I've forgotten you.

129. You can always close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can never close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

130. When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do. I just close my eyes and think of you

131. Love isn’t something to be played around with so if you play around with it be prepared for it to play around with you.

132. Love is when you're having the worst day, but when you look at her all the pain goes away

133. don't you sometimes wish you had that special someone back?

134. A relationship is not a Test so why cheat?

135. It's hard to watch people change, but it's harder to remember who they used to be.

136. Relationship is like a tree... It is not measured on how tall it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS have grown

137. I wish love was like a baby's shampoo with the "no more tears" formula !

138. Yes we have already broken up, but why do I always still remember that you are my boyfriend?

139. Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her happiness. Make her smile, don't waste her tears.

140. Love is like a rubber band, held at both ends of two people. When one leaves it Hurts the other

141. JUST ONCE, I want someone to be afraid of losing me.

142. I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.

143. Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment.

144. Not seeing you Kills me.

145. I'm done fighting for you if you can't realize by now then there's no point.

146. Oh I'm sorry i forget I only exist when you need something.

147. If only you could delete feelings the same way you delete text messages.

148. There is never a reason to cheat on someone. If you aren't happy, just leave.

149. Some people are meant to fall in love with each other but not meant to be togethe

150. Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital :D

151. I wonder if you smile at my Texts, like i smile at yours

152. I hate the fact that the person I'm missing right now probably isn't thinking of me.

153. I Don't understand why people go back with their ex's. It's like reading the same book and expecting a different ending.

154. Of all the things to play with in the world, people choose to play with feelings. Why so? :/

155. Making you happy makes my day complete.

156. treat me like a joke and i will leave you like its funny

157. 3 rules in relationships: Don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.

158. Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that "every problem has a solution."

159. Sometimes you push someone away because you're hoping they'll pull you closer.

160. There's always that one person that makes you want to raise your middle finger every time they speak to you

161. Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.

162. Just because you miss someone, doesn't mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.

163. If you have someone in your life that is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy. Love them the best as you can

164. I don't need a perfect relationship. I just need someone who won't give up on me

165. True love is not all of the cute words you say but all of the ways you find to show it.

166. Me Without YOU is like sun without shine

167. I want to text you so bad but I'm afraid you'll think I'm annoying.

168. A 'boyfriend' locks his phone, a faithful boyfriend would say 'Babe answer that or check that text for me.'

169. I wanted everything to stay the same. But, feelings fade and people change.

170. I want a relationship where we can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.

171. Sometimes, I wish I could read your mind. Then I wonder, if I could handle the truth

172. I'm a teenager. I text at the speed of light, listen to my music too loud, roll my eyes, fall in love easily and get my heart broken.

173. Every time I'm with you, I feel safe,. You're like my superman without a cape.

174. The moment you open your eyes and seeing your loved one laying next to you. That's one of the greatest feelings ever.

175. Well If fear didn't exist, I'd run up to you, kiss you and tell you that I love you.

176. I don't understand y people throw around the word love like it has no meaning. In the generation, for teenagers that word is a 4 letter lie

177. I just want to hangout with you, for my whole life.

178. They say that Disney World is the 'Happiest Place On Earth'...Obviously they've never been in your arms.

179. Nothing more irritating than someone telling u how in love they r after just a couple of days or 2 weeks. People can be so naive and stupid.

180. A girl should have two things: a smile and a guy who inspires it.

181. I'm learning how to be okay without you and I can't wait for the day when I get to look at you and feel absolutely nothing.

182. Shes the girl that always has her phone in her hand, headphones in her ears and that one special guy on her mind.

183. I love my mom because she gave me everything: she gave me love, she gave me her soul and she gave me her time.

184. It's better to be alone than bring with someone who makes you feel alone

185. Stop playing with hearts. One day when you care, someone will play with yours. I promise you it hurts.

186. The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.

187. You say sorry but your actions say you don't care.

188. 3 words, 8 letters, 1 regret. I miss you.

189. I cared, but you took that for granted.

190. So many words I could use, yet none seem to be able to describe exactly how I feel about you.

191. I don't want a boy who just wants to make me his, I want a man who will risk his life just to be mine.

192. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. if it doesn't, it never was.

193. Never insult your Girl no matter how mad you are

194. My heart, my mind, my soul, my time, its all for you ♥

195. I want a person to come into my life by accident, but stay on purpose.

196. Sometimes a person has to let go because their fingers are too tired of holding on. They'll always love you though. No matter what.

197. I wish i could get over you as fast as you got over me

198. Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk just to be with you.

199. You are loved when you are born...You are loved when you die. In between you have to manage

200. Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you sure can feel it.

Thursday, 22 November 2012

When I was Kid

1. When I was a kid “Dad” was the only “Hero”,

2. When I was a kid “Love” was “Mom’s hug”,

3. When i was a kid apple and blackberry were just a fruit

4. I remember when i was a kid i used to go on the computer just to paint.

5. When I was a kid trying not to color outside the lines was my biggest problem.

6. When I was a kid the only thing That could “Hurt” were “Bleeding knees”,

7. When I was a kid “Dad’s shoulder” was the highest place on earth.

8  When I was a kid the only things “Broken” were “Toys”.

9. When I was a kid “Goodbyes” only meant “Till tomorrow”