1. I used to wonder what it would be like to read other peoples minds. Then i got a Twitter account and now i m over it
2. Girls are like Google: they start guessing before you end the sentence.
3. Accidentally typing what you just heard
4. If you think someone is staring at you 1. Yawn. 2. If they yawn. they were staring at you.
5. When you are being replied by 'K', that means KILL ME NOW! Go for the kill!
6. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
7. Sometimes burning bridges isn't a bad thing. It prevents you from going back to a place you should never have been to begin with.
8. Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen.
9. Why worry bout somebody who don't worry about you?
10. I'm not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I'm texting.
11. I hate waking up early on Monday. I also hate Monday. And I hate waking up too.
12. Staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.
13. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
14. You're only alive because it's illegal to kill you.
15. A true friend can tell that you are hurting even when you are able to fool everyone else with your smile
16. I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.
17. Yσυ αяє му єνєяутнιηg.
18. Life is like making tea. Boil your ego, evaporate your thoughts, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes and get a taste of happiness.
19. I hate it when you're trying not to cry in front of someone, but as soon as they ask you, 'Are you okay?' then you lose it...
20. That Amazing Moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.
21. Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
22. The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up.
23. I wish I could erase you from my memories, too bad you wrote the memories in permanent marker.
24. Dear clever comeback, can you please come before the argument is over!
25. It's going to be okay." "Yeah, you only say that because it isn't happening to you."
26. If someone can't appreciate your presence, make them experience your absence
27. Don't lie. It wastes my time and yours. I am sure to catch you in the end and that would be the wrong end.
28. Life is like a sandwich in which the good times is its fillings
29. Appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had.
30. Take every chance you get because some things only happen once
31. Twitter makes you love people you've never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know.
32. If you hate me, I don't care. I don't live to please you.
2. Girls are like Google: they start guessing before you end the sentence.
3. Accidentally typing what you just heard
4. If you think someone is staring at you 1. Yawn. 2. If they yawn. they were staring at you.
5. When you are being replied by 'K', that means KILL ME NOW! Go for the kill!
6. I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
7. Sometimes burning bridges isn't a bad thing. It prevents you from going back to a place you should never have been to begin with.
8. Hope is wishing something would happen. Faith is believing something will happen. Courage is making something happen.
9. Why worry bout somebody who don't worry about you?
10. I'm not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I'm texting.
11. I hate waking up early on Monday. I also hate Monday. And I hate waking up too.
12. Staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.
13. Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
14. You're only alive because it's illegal to kill you.
15. A true friend can tell that you are hurting even when you are able to fool everyone else with your smile
16. I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.
17. Yσυ αяє му єνєяутнιηg.
18. Life is like making tea. Boil your ego, evaporate your thoughts, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes and get a taste of happiness.
19. I hate it when you're trying not to cry in front of someone, but as soon as they ask you, 'Are you okay?' then you lose it...
20. That Amazing Moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.
21. Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.
22. The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up.
23. I wish I could erase you from my memories, too bad you wrote the memories in permanent marker.
24. Dear clever comeback, can you please come before the argument is over!
25. It's going to be okay." "Yeah, you only say that because it isn't happening to you."
26. If someone can't appreciate your presence, make them experience your absence
27. Don't lie. It wastes my time and yours. I am sure to catch you in the end and that would be the wrong end.
28. Life is like a sandwich in which the good times is its fillings
29. Appreciate what you have before it turns into what you had.
30. Take every chance you get because some things only happen once
31. Twitter makes you love people you've never met and Facebook makes you hate people you actually know.
32. If you hate me, I don't care. I don't live to please you.
These are awesome random quotes some are really good!!!
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